"We'll be goofy and dorky together, ok?"
Well, he's got the "embracing my nerdy side" part down. And he's got the Guitar Hero part down. And I'm pretty sure almost every other feature I listed, atleast from what I've experienced so far. Le sigh.
And previously known as guywithagirlfriend, he is now guywithoutagirlfriend. :)
Someday I'll make a real entry again.